
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
Day of the Moon // The Name Of The Doctor
In which the Doctor learns about love from his father-in-law
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
How often did Lily orgasm when she had sex with James?
Always