Growing up… I always liked the multitaskers. I always loved Sammy Davis, and, Mel Brooks, who was a writer, but an actor and a comedian. Guys who kind of did it all. Charlie Chaplin - really great actor, but really great composer. All those guys. If I can do half what they have done in their careers, I would be very happy.
(Source: ohnoblaine, via river-song-has-left-the-library)
I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir
this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go